What is this?

This is the Bootleg Bad Bang (Trashfire! because I'm original!) Kink Meme, unassociated with Bad Bangs of before except in spirit.
The short version: Is this art/fic/prompt/comment a terrible idea? Yay! Post it.
Why? Because making good stuff is hard and sometimes you just want to call them the shorter red-headed captain's apprentice's roommate and be done with it

Or you want to ask for stuff and pretend it's a joke haha but what if someone writes it earnestly??


Rules:

Be anonymous

Other rules that matter less:

Subject headers?
Threads are usually good
Don't be an actual jerk instead of a fake jerk
I might make a new post if this hits 5000 comments and it's still fun, idk
Genuine replies to prompts are welcome, too. Spices things up if there's an occasional win in here